Don't be over smart

wife was damn sure about the reln of her husband with her maid

so she planned to catch him red hand
oneday she secretly send her maid in holiday
her husband came eat n sleeped
at mid nyt whn he wake up for going toilet
she also wake up after he goes n secetly goen in maid room n sleeped the maid's bed
man came n fucked her n after the fucking was completed she turned to the man n told "I knew u had reln with the maid"
then the watchman in surprise n in afraid told mam u were here in the bed
MORAL::DONT B OVER SMART OR ELSE U GET FUCKED

Lie detecting robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was paranormal 3. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I wasnt even aloud to see scary movies until i was 18!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom*

Who is the boss?

3 Parrots

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

ner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him "BOSS

value of a dot

VALUE OF A DOT.

A girl got 1st class in B.ED exam
Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS 2 girl's father.
'Uncle..Ur daughter is first class in BED'

Function of brain

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world

It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born, and stop
only when we enter the examination hall

How many chickens?

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" 

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"

Queen's Ass

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. ...
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN". The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for... $10.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle.
The next day Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE" The king died next day.