Queen's Ass

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. ...
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN". The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for... $10.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle.
The next day Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE" The king died next day.